" cold front "

 [ "cold front" ]

1: The smell of someone sadly attempting to cover up a fart by spraying lots of perfume/ cologne

  * e.g.,  ... “Ugh it smells like a cold front in here” “Who would cold front in a bathroom?” 

 [ "Cold Front" ]

1: When someone looks hot from the back but ugly from the front.

  * e.g.,  ... As I was driving down the street I noticed a hot ass walking on the sidewalk. After I passed and checked in the rearview mirror I noticed that she was just a cold front. 

 [ "Cold fronting" ]

1: Acting distant AF when all you want to do is be close to someone. But it is the right thing to do. Even if it feels wrong.

  * e.g.,  ... Pam: Hey! It’s been a minute. Do you wanna hang out? Jim: I can’t. I don’t have time. Pam: I need a sweater cus you’re straight up cold fronting. 

 [ "Cold Front" ]

1: When you wet your hand, put it in a freezer, then fist a girl

  * e.g.,  ... Dude: how'd last night go? 

 [ "The Cold Front" ]

1: When you submerge your dick and balls into ice cold water and once completely numb, fuck your girl.

  * e.g.,  ... “Bro last night was crazy, ‘the cold front’ came through while we were fucking.” 

 [ "Alaskan Cold Front" ]

1: When you turn the freezer too low while performing a Charleston Chocolate Banana.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh shit my dick fell off, I think I accidentally did an Alaskan Cold Front." 

 [ "Canadian Cold Front" ]

1: The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.

  * e.g.,  ... My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing. 

 [ "Backdoor Cold-front" ]

1: a Backdoor Cold-front is when you are having sex and a cold breeze crosses your butt.

  * e.g.,  ... I was bangin' this chick in the car when I got a backdoor cold-front, my nuts jumped into my throat. 

 [ "Back End Cold Front" ]

1: When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning.

  * e.g.,  ... To perform the back end cold front properly and succesfully, to start you will need to have a drink next to you when you plan on having anal sex. Don't give any warning as to what you are going to do. The surprise is key. After a few minutes and the sphincter muscle is loose get a good size ice cube in your hand and when the moment is right slip it in the anus very quickly and keep penetrating the anus pushing the ice cube in farther. 

 [ "moist back door cold front" ]

1: Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

  * e.g.,  ... The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.